目前分類:感情--讓人開心 也可能傷心的... (826)
- Feb 27 Fri 2009 00:57
安全感
- Feb 27 Fri 2009 00:47
放手 ...不放手... 都是痛
感情的世界裡
放不放手 是個非常難的問題
當一段感情 走到盡頭
或者 沒有未來的時候
- Feb 27 Fri 2009 00:46
what is relationship all about
everyone all had the experience about relationships.
maybe many, maybe few..
we sometimes feel lost in the relationship.
we can't get what we want.
- Feb 27 Fri 2009 00:38
never thought
never thought we'll have this day.
we'll be part away.
never thought of the life without you.
but now, i have to learn to have the life without you by myself.
it's so hard..
- Feb 27 Fri 2009 00:37
第一次感受到.....
第一次 感受到 空洞
第一次 感受到 連呼吸都會有哭聲的情況
第一次 覺得失去世界
失去了呼吸
失去了 生活的重心
- Feb 26 Thu 2009 21:54
快樂的你 悲痛的我..
- Feb 26 Thu 2009 21:51
為什麼 如此愛你..
- Feb 26 Thu 2009 21:44
知人知面不知心...
- Feb 26 Thu 2009 21:38
一場預謀好的出走...
- Feb 26 Thu 2009 02:09
心靈∥戀愛必勝守則:一週見面不要超過兩次
- Feb 26 Thu 2009 01:50
神呀!謝謝祢
- Feb 25 Wed 2009 23:18
星雲法師說...幸福
- Feb 25 Wed 2009 23:06
壞男人 就像一雙爛鞋子
- Feb 25 Wed 2009 23:04
50 Facts About Men
50 Facts About Men
by Rita Rudner
http://ifaq.wap.org/sex/50factsaboutmen.html
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Feb 25 Wed 2009 23:02
A Woman's 50 Rules for Men
A Woman's 50 Rules for Men
http://ifaq.wap.org/sex/50rulesformen.html
- Call. Don't lie.
- Never tape any of her body parts together.
- If guys' night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
- If guys' night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules: No Petting.
- The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."
- Ditto for "Is she prettier than me?"
- Victoria's Secret is good. Frederick's of Hollywood is bad.
- Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.
- Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.
- "Honey", "Darling", and "Sweetheart" are good. "Nag", "Lardass", and "Bitch" are bad.
- Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony.
- A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
- None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
- Her cooking is excellent.
- That isn't an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
- Dishsoap is your friend.
- Hat does not equal shower, aftershave does not equal soap, and warm does not equal clean.
- Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.
- Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end that conversation.
- Ditto for "Whose lipstick is this?"
- Two words: clean socks.
- Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're drunk.
- Burping is not sexy.
- You're wrong.
- You're sorry.
- She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.
- Ditto for your discourse on football.
- Ditto for your ability to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound.
- "Will you marry me?" is good. "Let's shack up together" is bad.
- Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
- Don't assume PMS doesn't exist.
- No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
- "But, we kiss..." is not justification for using her toothbrush. You don't clean plaque with your tongue.
- Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.
- Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive.
- Pick her up at the airport. Don't whine about it, just do it.
- If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don't act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.
- Don't tell her you love her if you don't.
- Tell her you love her if you do. Often.
- Always, always suck up to her brother.
- Think boxers.
- Silk boxers.
- Remember Valentine's Day, and any cheesy "anniversary" she so-names.
- Don't try to change the way she dresses.
- Her haircut is never bad.
- Don't let your friends pick on her.
- Call.
- Don't lie.
- The rules are never fair. Accept this without question. The fact that she has to go through labor while you sit in the waiting room on your ass smoking cigars isn't fair either, and it balances everything.
- Feb 25 Wed 2009 22:56
RULERS OF WOMEN
The Women's Rules
- The female always makes the rules
- The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
- No male can possibly know all the rules.
- If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
- The female is never wrong.
- If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
- The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
- The female may change her mind at any time.
- The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
- The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
- The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
- The male is expected to mind read at all times.
- Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
- If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
- The female is ready when she is ready.
- The male must be ready at all time.
- The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
Author is Unknown, but I bet it's a woman.